A good woman maintains herself.

A good woman can help you get more motorcycles.

After a good ride a woman will kiss you.

A woman is easier to carry over the threshold.

Most places don't require you wear a helmet when riding a woman.

Both respond to loving attention.

A woman can love you back.

Both can leave you cold, stranded and broke.

Women can be fun in any kind of weather.

Holding on too tight to either one will cause you problems.

A good woman can pay for her own accessories.

You should be a skilled expert before attempting internal modifications to either one.

It's more dangerous to let your motorcycle take you home after a few beers.

A motorcycle can only take you to the beer, a woman can bring the beer to you.

Both come in models that may exceed your abilities.

Both can cause your heart to pound, and make you sweat and shake.

Your parents may disapprove of either.

When a woman tips over she can usually pick herself back up.

When a woman is leaking she will usually stop on her own.

Riding a motorcycle inside the house tears up the carpets.

I can't live without either one.